The modern world is like a sieve (4):
This is how it went.
On the morning of the second day after Zhou Song left, when Si Qi was finally not so busy, under Chu Feng’s arrangement, he met with the members of the Bureau of Transversal Management.
Perhaps because they had heard too many rumors about Si Qi in the past two days, the members were extremely curious about him; or perhaps because they were intimidated by Chu Feng’s authority and had already been warned in advance.
This group of people, who had once suffered heavily at the hands of traversers and were deeply afraid of them, were exceptionally friendly when they saw Si Qi.
If not for Si Qi’s cold and intimidating aura, these people would probably have rushed up to give him an enthusiastic hug each.
Of course, it might also have been because Si Qi was holding a sugar-coated hawthorn skewer, eating it bite by bite in such a well-behaved way, that they couldn’t raise the slightest bit of wariness and could only twitch their lips, trying not to laugh.
Si Qi had no idea that, in the eyes of these Chinese people, a skewer of candied hawthorns was no different from a cup of coffee. Chu Feng, being especially mischievous, had no intention of telling him. So, while slowly savoring the treat under Chu Feng’s indulgent gaze, believing he was maintaining his lofty image quite well, he listened attentively to the members’ self-introductions, trying to absorb new knowledge as much as he could.
Things like super hackers, archaeologists, and famous novelists—these were terms Si Qi (or rather, the original host) had never encountered before. Every time someone introduced themselves, Si Qi would ask what that occupation meant, and with each answer, he only felt that there was even more he didn’t know.
Si Qi’s earnest willingness to learn made him seem especially gentle. The sight of him carefully listening while holding his candied hawthorn skewers nearly melted everyone’s hearts.
Normally, when a traverser was discovered (or caught) by the bureau, they would be assigned a counselor who would explain the situation of this world and help them integrate quickly, preventing them from constantly committing illegal acts.
Si Qi, by rights, should also have been assigned such a person. But Chu Feng, using the excuse of “this is the bureau’s first traverser member, I need to stay close to observe and ensure the safety of the team,” confidently seized that role for himself.
From then on, whether it was tasting all kinds of new food, using utensils, figuring out how the shower worked in the bathroom, or learning how to wear modern clothes—Chu Feng always appeared openly at Si Qi’s side, teaching him hand-in-hand.
And because this bureau director always carried himself with such righteousness, the naïve Si Qi never realized the other was actually a scheming wolf, teasing him the entire time without him noticing.
Now, after everyone had finished giving their names and professions, all eyes turned toward Si Qi. When they saw him take out a bagua compass from a jade talisman no bigger than a thumb, they all gasped in amazement, as if watching a magic trick.
Si Qi: “From now on, every morning, I will conduct a divination to mark out the traversers within the country.”
The self-proclaimed super hacker tapped on his keyboard, projecting a national map onto the large screen in the command room so everyone could see clearly.
Soon, Si Qi pointed out all the current traversers in the country one by one, while the hacker marked each location on the map.
“There are five here locally, and one in X province.”
Of the five locals, one was naturally Si Qi himself. Of the remaining four, three had already been found and placed under surveillance by the bureau, leaving only one unaccounted for—a so-called fish that slipped through the net.
The bureau members present all looked grim. They had known there must still be undiscovered traversers in the country, but learning there were actually two more made their hearts sink.
Chu Feng: “What are their identities and abilities?”
Si Qi: “One of them is from your world’s ancient past, has no special abilities, name is Zhou Yankang, profession: founding emperor.”
The moment he said this, the room erupted. Si Qi looked at the suddenly excited people, puzzled as to why they cared so much. To him, an emperor was nothing special; in the cultivation world there were plenty of them. He continued unhurriedly: “The other is a wood-element elf. Since there are too few plants in the city, it is currently recuperating in the forest…”
Since X province was famous for its many mountains and forests, an expert in geography and biology nodded in realization. But before he could speak, a historian had already burst out in excitement, shouting at the top of his lungs with a red face: “I want to see the First Emperor! Let me go!!”
“I must welcome His Majesty!!”
A girl nearby rolled her eyes and pushed him back down. “The Great Qing’s been gone for thousands of years, what do you mean ‘welcome His Majesty’? Do you really want to bring back an emperor to worship?”
The historian roared in outrage: “You must not be disrespectful to the First Emperor!”
The girl rolled her eyes again and said to Chu Feng: “Boss, I think he’s out of his mind. Better not let him go.”
The historian jumped with fury: “No! I must go!!”
So, when Zhou Song arrived, this was the scene he saw.
After hearing the situation, Zhou Song could only laugh and cry: “If it really is the First Emperor, there shouldn’t be too much danger. Just send a few special forces members to go with Elder Yang and bring him back.”
The girl muttered, “Most likely just another guy demanding special privileges and concubines…”
The historian nearly exploded: “What do you know about the First Emperor? He’s a world-renowned great man, a wise and diligent ruler! He and his wife shared deep affection, leaving countless beautiful stories. He founded the glorious Great Qing dynasty…” and on and on.
The girl rolled her eyes: “Fine, fine, go ahead. When he calls you a ‘lowly commoner,’ says you’ve overstepped your station, despises you for daring to walk alongside him, and orders your head chopped off, you’ll see.”
The historian shouted: “My idol would never do such a thing!!”
The girl smirked: “Aha, finally you admit it. You’re just going to chase a celebrity!”
Zhou Song: “……”
Ignoring their bickering, Zhou Song turned to Si Qi: “And the wood-element elf you mentioned—could it be dangerous?”
Si Qi: “You mean does it have combat power? Yes. To ordinary people, if you anger an elf, the forest will become a purgatory of plants, swallowing intruders whole.”
Zhou Song frowned: “But we don’t understand the elf’s language. How can we communicate and get it to cooperate with us?”
If the elf loved plants too much and saw concrete cities as harming vegetation, or saw villagers cutting trees and trampling grass, it might grow furious and drive humans out, flooding cities with plants. That would be a disaster.
This wasn’t wild speculation, but a reasonable deduction based on previous traversers’ cases.
Si Qi thought for a moment: “I’ve heard that the Chinese people love planting, and see the land as their nurturing mother?”
Zhou Song was startled, then nodded: “Yes, that’s true.”
Farming was something etched into Chinese DNA. Even city dwellers who barely knew crops still liked keeping flowers and plants at home. Even just a cactus on the desk could cheer them up.
Si Qi: “In that case, there’s no need to worry.”
At first Zhou Song didn’t understand, then his eyes lit up, faintly grasping something.
Chu Feng spoke directly: “Scientific planting, cuttings, organic fertilizer—I think the wood elf would like our gifts.”
At once, Zhou Song realized what had just flashed through his mind and laughed heartily: “Exactly! If the wood elf loves plants, it will surely love our gift!!”
Si Qi: “Miss Bai is our team’s botany expert, and Mr. Li is an agricultural researcher. I’m sure they can handle this task.”
The two, suddenly named, turned to look at Si Qi.
They hadn’t expected that after they had merely given their names and professions earlier, Si Qi would remember both of them, and accurately pick them out from the crowd.
Si Qi: “The wood elf is shy and timid. After arriving here it was frightened, and on the way to X province it saw many people harming plants. It doesn’t have a good impression of humans. This time there may be some obstacles, so I will accompany them to ensure their safety.”
Hearing this, Li and Bai both breathed a sigh of relief.
They had only met Si Qi half an hour ago, yet when he said this, they felt a genuine sense of reassurance, as if instinctively certain that this person could protect them. Whatever it was, if entrusted to him, it would be fine.
Zhou Song, hearing that Si Qi was willing to help and might even perform spells on-site, was moved. He asked Chu Feng: “What do you think, Director Chu?”
Chu Feng would never casually deny Si Qi’s proposal. He nodded: “I’ll go with them.”
Zhou Song let out a breath of relief.
As long as Chu Feng followed, no matter what happened with Si Qi, he was confident Chu Feng could handle it.
The two scholars, suddenly given an important mission, didn’t waste time. They discussed what “gifts” to prepare and gave a list to the logistics department.
Then they went to the planting base, carefully choosing two pots of crops that had been carefully bred over generations and were in excellent condition, transplanting them into flowerpots as “greeting gifts.”
After a busy morning, the bureau members split into two teams: one led by the historian, to “welcome the First Emperor”; the other composed of Si Qi, Chu Feng, and others, who flew to X province to find the wood elf hiding in the forest.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, near the place where Si Qi had first arrived in this world, a young man named Han Zhen was squatting by his doorstep, clutching his head in despair.
“Why hasn’t he come? Why isn’t he here…”
Han Zhen slumped against the dirty outer wall of his house, muttering to himself, eyes full of panic and anxiety.
Yesterday had probably been the hardest day of his life. The golden finger he had been so certain would appear never came. That feeling of falling from heaven into the dust was unbearable.
As the bright sky darkened bit by bit, Han Zhen’s mood sank into darkness with it. He spent the whole night squatting outside, staring at the sky, unable to sleep.
“Could it be that my rebirth caused a butterfly effect, delaying the leader’s arrival? Or did I get the time wrong…”
Han Zhen kept trying to think positively, never daring to guess that maybe Si Qi had never come to this world at all—or that he had arrived, but hadn’t chosen him this time, instead choosing someone else.
That would mean Han Zhen would have no connection with that great man, would never regain the “glory” of his previous life, would never become the vice-leader of the Traverser Alliance, second only to Si Qi, commanding others.
He knew clearly in his heart: without Si Qi as his golden finger, he was just another insignificant person among billions on Blue Star. Losing Si Qi’s trust meant losing his shortcut to rise above the masses. If he wanted to become someone powerful, he had to find Si Qi and cling to him.
No other traverser would do, because their personalities were too unpredictable to get along with. Only Si Qi, despite his overwhelming strength, had been willing to communicate sincerely and believe every word Han Zhen said. Their cooperation had been seamless, and every day after meeting Si Qi had been immensely enjoyable for him.
Perhaps once he was strong enough to stand as Si Qi’s equal, he might think of replacing him as the leader of the alliance. But for now, that was impossible. Without Si Qi, the Traverser Alliance of the past could never have been established. That unruly bunch of members only listened because of Si Qi’s strength. Han Zhen had never planned to go it alone—he only wanted to cling to Si Qi’s leg and flaunt borrowed power.
The sun in the east slowly rose overhead. Having stood in place for an entire day and night, with his stomach growling from hunger and not daring to return to his room for food, Han Zhen, who had been frozen stiff all night, finally could not hold on any longer.
Drowsily leaning against the wall, his consciousness slipped bit by bit into darkness. The long-lost sleep felt unbelievably comfortable, but before long, someone suddenly shoved him awake, shocking him so badly that his whole body trembled.
He thought the person was Si Qi, and his face lit up with joy, only to see instead a middle-aged woman standing above him, looking down. Realizing he was still alive, she scolded in irritation, “Where did this drunk come from, lying on the ground in broad daylight? Scared me half to death—I thought you were a corpse! I almost called the police!”
Han Zhen froze. Since crossing over, he had barely encountered any living people—or even before that, he hadn’t often seen such “lively” living people. What he had seen were refugees wailing in despair and zombies reeking of rot.
After spending so long at Si Qi’s side, even government leaders treated him with vigilance and respect, speaking to him as if he were an important figure. It had been ages since anyone had dared curse him so bluntly. His pent-up frustration from the previous night erupted all at once. He leapt up and kicked the woman in the stomach, leaving her dumbstruck.
When she recovered, she was nearly beside herself with rage, screaming, “He hit me! There’s a lunatic hitting people! Help!” Waving her hands, she lunged at Han Zhen, clawing at his face, unleashing the formidable combat power of a middle-aged woman. She pounced, and Han Zhen—who had never fought in such an “undignified” way—ended up being pinned to the ground and beaten instead.
She gouged at his eyes, kicked between his legs, and within moments, the groggy, half-asleep Han Zhen was left utterly defenseless. Collapsed on the ground, clutching himself in excruciating pain, he tasted humiliation carved deep into his bones.
“I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you, you wretched woman! I’ll tear you to pieces and let the zombies bite you to death!”
Han Zhen cursed nonstop, terrifying the passersby who had rushed over after hearing the cries for help.
Instinctively, they thought they’d stumbled upon some vicious murderer and nearly turned to flee. But on closer look—hey! The loudmouthed young man spewing threats was actually being pinned down and slapped silly by a woman. Every time he shouted, she smacked him again, leaving his face covered in handprints, a complete mess.
For someone in his twenties, young and strong, to be beaten like this by a woman—it was obvious just how useless he was.
The bystanders who had felt afraid just moments ago no longer feared him. They came forward to break up the fight and pulled Han Zhen away from the woman, though he kept cursing.
Because he looked so miserable, some even felt sympathy, assuming he must have unintentionally offended a difficult middle-aged woman who had gone too far.
But the woman, trembling with fury, pointed at the slap marks on her face and the footprint on her belly, eyes reddened as she cried out to the crowd, “Tell me, was I wrong? I saw this young man lying on the ground, thought he might be in trouble, and came over to help. And what did he do? He kicked me in the stomach, called me a wretch, and even slapped me! I’m over forty years old—why should I suffer this humiliation for no reason?! And listen to the things he’s saying now. He’s a mad dog who bites everyone he sees!”
Meanwhile, saved by the onlookers, Han Zhen found their amused stares unbearable as they mocked, “How can you be so useless, getting beaten by a woman?” His face burned hotter than before, and he grew angrier than the woman herself.
He shoved away the kind passerby who tried to steady him and shouted, “You worthless peasants! What right do you have to stand before me and point fingers? Sooner or later, I’ll kill you all!”
The words froze the crowd into silence for a moment—then everyone exploded in anger.
The woman charged at him again, hands gripping his throat, snarling, “Mouth full of murder threats—you little bastard, I’ll strangle you!” Han Zhen struggled to resist, but the bystanders who were “breaking up the fight” subtly blocked him, scolding, “How can you hit a woman?” He ended up once more on the ground, pinned and beaten by her.
Though furious, the woman never struck to kill—mostly slaps. But the public humiliation was unbearable for Han Zhen, who was already deeply delusional. The more he was beaten, the angrier he grew, spewing wilder threats: that zombies would devour them, their souls would be eaten by vengeful spirits, they’d never reincarnate.
The more he spoke, the angrier the crowd grew, fully convinced he was a lunatic babbling nonsense.
Finally, exhausted, the woman dusted off her hands and stood up, muttering, “Meeting a nutcase like this must be the worst luck of eight lifetimes!” She turned and left.
None of the other passersby thought of calling the police or intervening further; as soon as she left, they scattered even faster, afraid Han Zhen might drag them into it as witnesses.
Han Zhen was left alone, collapsed by the wall, watching the alley empty in an instant. His eyes reddened with fury, tears nearly spilling from sheer anger.
“Leader… Leader, where are you… These lowly beasts dared to bully your most loyal subordinate. You must kill them for me…”
Si Qi, on the other side of the country, had no idea that a so-called “loyal underling” was pining after him. And even if he knew, he’d probably be applauding those passersby.
At that moment, Si Qi had just followed Chu Feng off the plane, heading straight into the forest outside the city.
In this modern age of advanced technology, it was rare within China to find such untouched land, free of human presence and pollution. The moment they stepped out of the car, two scholars who knew the country’s ecological conditions best gasped in disbelief at the lush forest before them, sighing from the heart, “It’s perfect…”
The ecosystem, the growth of the plants, even the color of the leaves—all of it was breathtaking.
To the untrained accompanying staff, the experts’ excitement was incomprehensible. They couldn’t tell subtle differences between plants, just as they couldn’t appreciate why an agronomist would spend half a lifetime making one rice stalk just a bit sturdier than another.
All they saw was that the dense vegetation would make the path difficult and hinder their ability to protect the Bureau members if danger arose, so their expressions remained grim.
In contrast, the two experts’ faces relaxed with delight the moment they got out, tension gone.
The soldiers of the special forces instinctively reached for their knives to clear a path through the knee-high weeds. But remembering the mission’s key rule—“absolutely no harm to the plants”—they instead used their bodies to gently push the grass aside, testing a path forward.
Still, no one knew what poisonous insects or snakes might lurk in this primitive forest. Their vigilance rose to the highest level.
But Si Qi’s actions quickly ended any thought of taking such risks.
The tall young man raised a slender, pale hand and pointed forward.
Instantly, the thick vegetation shifted aside as if alive. Fallen branches slid away, grasses bowed low, and a clean, orderly path opened before them, like something out of a movie.
Everyone gasped in awe, eyes shining as they looked at Si Qi.
Si Qi spread his divine sense across the mountain and found a small figure lying dazed among the flowers.
Si Qi: “Found her.”
It was a tiny girl, no taller than a thumb, with two little braids, wearing a dress of leaves, her skin pale as snow.
After Si Qi roughly described her appearance, Chu Feng commanded, “Stay behind the Immortal, and do not damage any plants.”
The group answered solemnly, carrying various agricultural products as they stepped into the forest.
The two less-fit scholars insisted on carrying their institute’s newest treasures themselves, cradling the pots like their very lives. The special forces soldiers could only shake their heads helplessly at their devotion.
Yet, unlike the dangerous encounters they had imagined, this “contact with an otherworldly being” went surprisingly smoothly. Si Qi casually moved massive tree stumps aside with spiritual power, clearing the way. Not even mosquitoes dared approach them. The journey felt more like a sightseeing trip, filled with awe at the natural beauty they rarely experienced.
When they finally spotted the timid little spirit hiding behind a tree root, clutching a fallen leaf, she looked so pitifully cute that they thought, “She’s adorable,” instead of seeing a threat.
The tiny girl gazed tearfully at the approaching giants, hugging the leaf tighter. A gentle force lifted her up, and she squeaked in fright, looking wronged like a bullied child.
The surrounding trees suddenly grew, branches forming a protective barrier around her.
Seeing this, Si Qi did not push further, withdrawing his spiritual power and letting her hide.
Little spirit: “Chirp chirp, ya ya!”
Everyone: “……”
They had already prepared for the language barrier and turned expectantly to the two scholars.
Witnessing such a miracle, the two were instantly filled with love for the little spirit who could accelerate plant growth. Ignoring the soldiers’ attempts to stop them, they rushed forward with their treasured pots, eyes shining, and said, “For you! A gift!”
“Hope you! Like it!”
“We, humans! Friendly!”
“Let’s be friends!!”
Why humans always spoke in broken phrases when facing foreigners, aliens, animals, or babies—no one knew. The little spirit wouldn’t understand anyway.
But their eager sincerity still reached her. The tiny girl peeked shyly out, watching the two giants.
Nearby, a Bureau member recording the scene thought to himself, “This looks less like diplomacy and more like two weird uncles trying to lure a child.”
Yet, before their eyes, the two plant fanatics, through sheer passion, expressions, and gestures, gradually melted the spirit’s fear. Slowly, she stepped out from her wooden fortress. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
What they didn’t realize was that it wasn’t the scholars’ heartfelt words that reassured her. Rather, it was the plants in the pots boasting proudly to her about how humans treasured and cherished them, how happy they were living at the institute. That was what eased her fear of these noisy giants.
This little spirit—who in the original timeline would have become the notorious “Plant Tyrant,” humanity’s sworn enemy—now timidly walked up to the overjoyed researchers and offered a cautious, friendly smile.
Her sweet smile melted their hearts at once. They enthusiastically introduced her to human “specialties”: fertile soil, nutrients that plants loved—perfect gifts that unlocked her trust. Delighted, she fluttered in the air, laughing joyfully with clear, happy cries.
She had become humanity’s friend.