Five thousand year old monk in the entertainment industry (6)

The director said, “How about this? I saw a few books in Siran’s suitcase. Let Chu Feng and Si Qi recite them one page at a time like they did just now. This way, you will believe that we didn’t cheat, right?”

Li Siran had just been humiliated by Chu Feng in public, so she didn’t give them any face at all at this moment. She said with a smile: “But my textbooks are all in English. I’m afraid Si Qi can’t understand them with his academic level…”

Sister Ya said disdainfully, “He has never been to school, so of course he can’t understand. Chu Feng also cheated just now, I think it’s the same.”

Chu Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, and his look became more and more terrifying. If Si Qi hadn’t been suppressing him, he would have crushed the ant to death with his spiritual power.

Si Qi walked up to Li Siran and held out one hand, “Book.”

Li Siran snorted and actually took out a philosophy book written entirely in English. She said with a regretful tone, “Hey, I told you guys to be in the same group. I didn’t want to expose you. Why do you have to humiliate yourself? I feel embarrassed just reading this.”

The audience said: “This girl is just like Sister Ya, she is also honest and straightforward. She is so likable.”

“It’s rare to find a girl who isn’t a fan of Si Qi. Oh, these days people’s values ​​are really based on their looks. I’m speechless about some people.”

However, before they could finish their words, Si Qi flipped a page of the book, glanced at it, and put it back into Li Siran’s hands, saying casually: “much of the value of mistakes is from the fact that they demand a cost that must be paid. (The value of a mistake is that the person must pay for it.)” 

The moment the voice appeared, Li Siran’s contemptuous expression froze. Her almond-shaped eyes widened and she stared at the contents of the book in disbelief. Her face turned blue and red, which was very beautiful.

When the people around saw Li Siran’s reaction, even if they didn’t know the contents of the book, they understood that Si Qi could really remember the contents of the book at a glance, and remember them word for word.

That expression was truly incomparable, as if disbelief was written all over her face.

The audience on the other side of the screen was collectively silent, with only a few fans who were crazy about Si Qi cheering loudly: “I knew 77 was awesome!!”

“Now you finally believe in 77’s strength, right? Ha! You still say 77 is illiterate because he never went to school. What a joke! Can an illiterate speak such fluent English? Do you really think that not going to school means you are uneducated? Our 77 am self-taught!!”

“With 77’s memory of being able to remember things at a glance, what school can keep him? Isn’t he very talented?!”

Si Qi finished reciting the content of that page, looked at the people around him with a half-smile, their faces flushed and they were too embarrassed to face his gaze, and said, “Do you believe it now?”

Several people grunted and said in embarrassment: “Sorry.”

The elegant woman said frankly: “I’m sorry, I believed the rumors too much.”

She looked at Si Qi, puzzled, “But why did you do that on purpose when you were on the show?”

“You mean memorizing 1234?” Si Qi chuckled, recalling the moment when the original owner turned evil, and said directly: “Just like you misunderstood just now, I was not happy that the actor opposite me got the script in advance but pretended to have just memorized it. I heard that he always recited 1234 when acting in the crew, so I deliberately said 1234 when acting opposite him to scare him.”

After saying that, he smiled with a sense of mischief, “Didn’t you see the horrified look in his eyes at that time? It’s really funny…”

Everyone was so shocked by this statement that was full of information that they were speechless. Si Qi thought it was not a big deal and continued, “That show was a show from beginning to end. The judges privately laughed at me for getting into the crew based on my looks, and said I was not worthy of being an actor. It’s ridiculous. It’s their turn to point fingers at me whether I am worthy of being an actor or not. I won’t participate in such a show.”

After all these words were said, everyone was afraid to respond due to Si Qi’s fearless behavior. However, Si Qi glanced at Sister Ya, who “dared to speak the truth and had a straightforward personality”, and said with a sneer: “Didn’t you film a drama with that guy? Did he memorize his lines very well?”

Sister Ya looked at Si Qi with a sullen face. In front of the camera, she didn’t dare to admit whether Si Qi’s words were correct or not, as that would directly offend all the actors and judges present at the time.

But if she didn’t answer, it would seem that she was intentionally covering up for that group of people, which would disappoint her fans who had always believed that she dared to tell the truth.

Her face looked so sour and ugly.

Si Qi smiled even more happily: “Haha…”

When the audience saw this, they didn’t know for a moment whether to believe Si Qi, who was like a mad dog, or the actress who always had a good reputation.

Someone said weakly, “But Si Qi does have a good memory. If he didn’t hate the show and didn’t want to continue participating, why would he ruin himself like this and let others laugh at his goldfish memory and zombie acting skills?”

The netizens who saw this sentence were silent, and they vaguely believed what Si Qi said.

The director was so happy to see the actress who had just accused the program team of cheating embarrassed. He coughed lightly to attract the attention of the crowd and said, “Since the grouping is completed, let’s start the next task.”

“The first task is for everyone to prepare lunch in this mountain forest.”

When everyone heard this, they were stunned: “Mountain forest? Lunch?”

The director jokingly said: “Since we want to return to nature and experience a simple life away from the hustle and bustle of the city, of course we have to try to support ourselves without relying on money. Don’t think that all ingredients can be bought from the supermarket, nature has everything.”

Seeing that everyone was stunned, the director clapped his hands and said, “Okay, don’t just stand there. There are fruit trees and vegetables in the forest, fish in the stream, and shells by the sea. There are more edible things here than you think.”

Si Qi knew what would happen in the program crew because of the original owner’s memory. He leisurely walked towards the forest with his toolbox, and Chu Feng followed him silently.

His spiritual power enabled him to quickly find the location of the stream. Under the camera’s recording, Si Qi found a shaded spot to stop, took out the toolbox in his hand and the pony inside, and sat on it leisurely and comfortably, not panicking at all.

He even took out a bottle of green tea from the package, poured it into the cup and took two sips. Then he assembled the fishing rod, placed the bait in place with ease, and swung it lightly in a perfect arc. The fish hook fell into the stream with a soft splash.

The camera recorded this scene perfectly. Everyone couldn’t help but rub their eyes, wondering if they had seen it wrong.

How come Si Qi suddenly produced so many things like magic and caught fish in a particularly natural way?

The sight of him sitting there quietly fishing and drinking tea was really pleasing to the eye. Just looking at him made me feel as if I was calming down as well.

But, the word “peaceful and leisurely” should be the most inappropriate description for that troublemaker Si Qi, right? ?

Shouldn’t he have taken out a few torpedo bombs and blown through the creek?

It must be acting again.

Netizens were determined not to acknowledge any of Si Qi’s strengths. When others said good things about Si Qi, they would collectively get angry and start listing all of Si Qi’s past bad deeds, constantly refuting others’ compliments.

“He just has a good-looking face.”

The haters said angrily.

It could be seen that considering Si Qi’s looks, even those who hated him very much had to admit that he was indeed handsome enough to conquer a country.

Chu Feng stood quietly beside Si Qi, looking down at the young man silently.

The mountain wind blew overhead, blowing away the treetops in the distance. A ray of sunlight shone through the gaps between the leaves onto the young man’s cheeks. His fair skin was as smooth and flawless as jade, and seemed to glow.

The thin and soft hair fluttered gently in the breeze, revealing the young man’s slender and flexible neck, revealing the tenderness that only teenagers can have.

His overly delicate facial features always looked calm, and his calm eyes seemed to be able to see through everything in the world. As he sat there, He exuded a sense of laziness, tranquility, and coolness, and the clean aura he exuded seemed to be able to purify all the anxiety in the world.

——Independent from the world.

This was the thought that always came to Chu Feng’s mind every time he saw Si Qi.

It was like a clear spring flowing through the heart, bringing incomparable peace.

But why was he so nervous and even had a hint of longing when they met again after a thousand years?

This was not right… He clearly wanted to come here to apologize to his old friend…

His eyes involuntarily fell on Si Qi’s eyes, nose, and lips, and he unconsciously rolled his Adam’s apple.

The leaves rustled and swayed in disorder. A ray of sunlight fell directly on Si Qi’s eyes. His eyelashes as black as crow feathers trembled unconsciously. Chu Feng hurriedly stepped forward and carefully blocked the sunlight to prevent it from hurting Si Qi.

Si Qi felt a huge shadow falling in front of him. He slowly raised his head and looked at the silent young man, smiling: “Do you want me to finish all the lunch by myself?”

“Of course not!” Chu Feng said hurriedly.

Si Qi: “Then don’t stand here and slack off.”

Chu Feng quickly promised: “Okay, what do you want to eat? I’ll make it.”

“Eat whatever is delicious.” Si Qi yawned, “I’ll sit here and fish. Call me when you’re ready.”

Chu Feng suddenly felt the weight of his responsibility, nodded seriously, turned around and left.

The haters sneered and said, “It’s obviously a collaboration between two people, but Si Qi is just sitting there fishing leisurely. Who knows if he can catch a single fish after fishing all day? He’s just looking for an excuse to be lazy!”

“The other guests were all trying to find food and it seemed very lively, but Si Qi just left all the work to his teammates.”

“Haha, when I saw Chu Feng on stage before, I thought he was a cool and handsome guy, but it turns out he is just a bootlicker. He does whatever Si Qi tells him to do.”

Netizens were deeply dissatisfied with Si Qi’s arrogant attitude, but Chu Feng enjoyed it, as if he had returned to thousands of years ago when he and Si Qi had just met.

At that time, he also looked for food everywhere for Si Qi to eat. As long as he saw Si Qi full, he would feel extremely satisfied.

Unexpectedly, after thousands of years, his idea had not changed at all.

He returned to the elegant pavilion.

Lawyer Zhou, who was assigned to the same group as Sister Ya, held a resort map borrowed from the director. The two stayed where they were and were not in a hurry to leave.

The elegant woman and Li Siran heard about Lawyer Zhou’s plan and also stayed behind, preparing to make reasonable plans based on the map.

Lawyer Zhou looked at the surrounding scenery and couldn’t imagine that this place that looked like an ancient imperial palace was just a place for people to rest and vacation. He sighed and said, “I really envy those who can afford to live in such a place.”

He had long been tired of the stress of life, and participated in this program to get a chance to relax.

However, the city dweller’s thinking still prevented him from getting any rest. Even when he arrived at such a place, he would still unconsciously calculate how much this place was worth and how much he would have to pay to be able to live in such a house.

Lawyer Zhou sighed: “If I had that much money, my life would be much better.”

Sister Ya, who was standing nearby, sneered, “What’s the point of money? Vulgar.”

As someone who had acquired the means to cultivate immortality, she was the one who knew the true nature of this world best. What power was more reliable than immortality and the means of immortality?

Upon hearing this, Lawyer Zhou could only say awkwardly, “Sister Ya is right.”

The elegant woman didn’t give Sister Ya face and said bluntly: “But money can indeed make people have a lot of things.”

She pointed to a tree not far away and asked, “Do you know how precious this tree is?”

Li Siran didn’t take it seriously: “Isn’t it just a tree?”

The elegant woman looked at her deeply and said, “One of these fruits can buy a house in the capital.”

Everyone was shocked when they heard this and said it was impossible. The elegant woman said: “This is a 4,000-year-old tree. The fruit on it is more valuable than gold. It has medicinal effects that can prolong life. The pulp is even more rare…”

The elegant woman kept talking. Sister Ya, who had a somewhat disdainful look on her face at first, gradually felt something was wrong as she listened. Why did it feel like a treasure that only appeared in the world of cultivation?

She quickly concentrated her mind and tried to sense it carefully. After a while, she really felt a clear and condensed spiritual power from the fruit on the tree. Sister Ya was immediately overjoyed.

If she ate this, her strength at the third level of the Qi refining Stage would definitely improve a lot, which was equivalent to a pill made from the life cores of many people. She could even pick it and present it to that noble person to get his praise…

Lawyer Zhou listened to the introduction of the elegant woman, smiled and said to Sister Ya, “I have learned a lot”, but got no response.

Turning his head to look over, He saw Sister Ya staring at the fruits on the tree, her face showing greed and desire as if she was determined to get them.

Lawyer Zhou was stunned.

He frowned slightly, thinking that Sister Ya was a hypocritical person, and what she said and what she did were completely different.

Chu Feng happened to come over at this time, holding a small basket filled with a lot of fruits and vegetables. He walked straight to the so-called four thousand year old tree and slapped it without any hesitation.

Under the panicked gazes of several guests and the program crew’s photographers, four fruits fell down with a crackling sound and landed precisely into the small bamboo basket that Chu Feng handed over.

The vegetables, fruits and melons inside had been filled with a few new members.

Chu Feng picked up the basket and turned around and left.

Li Siran screamed piercingly: “What did you do?!!!”

The elegant woman and Lawyer Zhou panicked instantly, and said to Chu Feng with pale faces: “Those things belong to the owner of the house! How can you just pick them up!!!”

Sister Ya narrowed her eyes slightly and looked greedily at the bamboo basket in Chu Feng’s hand. She made up her mind to go over and snatch these fruits away later.

Chu Feng glanced at the group of people impatiently, and the recipe he had prepared in his mind and his good mood of cooking for Si Qi were interrupted.

Li Siran pretended to be panicked and shouted, “Oh, hurry up and call the director over! Brother Chu Feng is in trouble! How much money will he have to pay?!”

The audience was talking excitedly, “My God, one house for one fruit, how many fruits has he picked? I’m afraid he will have to mortgage himself to pay off his debts.”

“Chu Feng was too lazy to go to the forest to look for fruits, so he just went to the resort house to pick them. He was really smart but his intelligence backfired. Didn’t he see that the decorations here were extremely expensive? How could the trees they planted be cheap?”

“Haha, he still looks indifferent and doesn’t react. Let’s see if he can remain calm when he finds out what he did. Cool men are no longer popular these days!”

In the discussions of the onlookers who were enjoying the drama, the director was pulled over by the excited Li Siran.

He looked at Chu Feng, who was standing there with a slightly frown on his face and was being held back and refused to leave. Then he looked at the panicked woman and Lawyer Zhou, and his face was full of confusion.

What the hell, were the fruits picked by Chu Feng so expensive?

What the hell? Was that tree so valuable?

What about all the cameras he hung on the tree? Would he accidentally knock them over?!

Li Siran shouted: “Quickly notify the resort staff! See if we can reconcile with them!”

She looked at Chu Feng with great “kindness” and said in a caring and compassionate tone: “You don’t know the value of these fruits? Hey, you actually used such precious things as food ingredients. I’m afraid you will be in debt for the rest of your life…”

The director looked at the delighted Li Siran with a strange look in his eyes and said, “No need to notify the resort staff.”

Li Siran’s face changed drastically when she heard this, and he rebuked him righteously: “Director, are you trying to protect him? There are so many cameras! If someone hires a lawyer to sue you based on the video, can you bear the responsibility?!”

Lawyer Zhou also said: “Yes, this has seriously damaged other people’s valuables, and they need to bear legal responsibility…”

The elegant woman frowned and said, “Chu Feng doesn’t know the value of these things. Isn’t it too much to let him take all the responsibility?”

Chu Feng said coldly: “I know.”

If it was something worthless, how could he pick it for Si Qi to eat?

The elegant woman looked at him in surprise.

Li Siran covered her mouth and couldn’t help laughing, thinking that Chu Feng was really an idiot who didn’t even know how to exonerate himself at this time.

The director also said: “Of course he knows.”

The elegant woman frowned and looked at the director, thinking that the director wanted to shift all the responsibility onto Chu Feng alone.

Who knew that the director would say directly the next second: “Because this resort belongs to him”

Everyone: “………………”

ah???

Wait, what did he say???

Chu Feng looked at the photographer standing in front of him with displeasure: “Excuse me.”

The photographer had a look of astonishment on his face. His expression reflected the expressions of all the audience members sitting behind the screen. They were caught off guard and had no way of reacting. They were simply dumbfounded.

Seeing the photographer quickly make way for him, Chu Feng took out a fruit from the bamboo basket and threw it to the elegant woman who had just spoken for him, “This is for you.”

The elegant woman stared in amazement as the fruit flew in a parabola in the air and landed in front of her. She hurriedly reached out to catch it, and after making sure that her palm had caught it properly, her heart began to beat rapidly.

She was not holding a piece of fruit, she was clearly holding a house.

Li Siran and Lawyer Zhou on the side were completely stunned by this reversal. They looked at Chu Feng who turned away with a cold expression, and then looked at the elegant woman who stood there with a confused look on her face and unable to speak. They were extremely envious.

The elegant girl looked at the fruit in her hand, turned around and looked at the camera, that is, the director standing behind the camera, and said, “Is it okay?”

The director was envious: “He gave it to you, of course you can.”

The elegant woman quickly put the thing away carefully, took a few deep breaths, and an expression of joy involuntarily appeared on her face.

Li Siran looked at the elegant woman uncomfortably and said to her deliberately: “That’s great~~ I want it too~~”

The elegant woman saw that Li Siran’s greedy eyes seemed to want to snatch the fruit from her hand, or divide it in half, so she said rudely: “Didn’t you just keep shouting that this is the owner’s thing and you can’t take it?”

Li Siran: “…………” Fuck! she didn’t know it was okay to just take it! If she had known Chu Feng was so rich, how could she have offended Chu Feng in the first place?

The elegant woman said to the director, “I’ll go put the fruit down for a while. Where is it safer?”

Sister Ya looked at the elegant woman with a half-smile, glanced at the fruit in her hand, then looked at the more fruits growing on the tree, her heart full of determination to win.

The director said sympathetically: “Let me help you contact the bank staff. Someone will come over to escort these valuables…”

He was also tired. Although he knew that the things here would be expensive, he didn’t expect them to be so exaggerated. This made him afraid that he would accidentally damage something while shooting and lose all his money.

Thinking of this, the director left the group of people behind him and hurriedly chased in the direction Chu Feng left.

Chu Feng walked very fast, and the director chased him all the way before he found the stream with the help of the program staff. He saw Si Qi fishing leisurely by the stream, and Chu Feng standing beside Si Qi like a loyal servant, peeling fruits for him.

The so-called precious fruit that was worth a house was like an ordinary fruit here. Chu Feng threw away the priceless peel, leaving only the sweet and tender flesh inside that was as white as snow, and carefully placed it on the fruit plate, inserting a toothpick for Si Qi to eat at will.

The audience in front of the camera were so jealous that they were almost going crazy. They kept saying that Chu Feng was a spendthrift and that such a rich man was still a bootlicker. Looking at his servile appearance, it seemed as if they wanted to feed the fruit to Si Qi with his own hands.

It was also said that Si Qi was indeed an old hand at finding sponsors, and he had a way of coaxing those rich people. Without doing anything, as long as he was good-looking and seductive, he could easily get what others dreamt of.

The atmosphere of the entire barrage was filled with smoky air, and there was a sense of jealousy that was overwhelming.

The director looked at the fruit plate that was worth who knew how many houses with a painful look on his face, and said to Chu Feng: “Well… I didn’t know your things were so expensive. What if they get bumped or dented by accident…”

Si Qi picked up a spiritual fruit with a toothpick and put it in his mouth, then crossed his legs and leaned on the ponytail: “What’s so expensive?”

The director complained in his heart: It’s just the thing you chewed in your mouth! ! Do you know that you swallowed a house with this bite? ! ! !

Chu Feng said to the director: “All the expensive things are in the room.”

So he meant there was nothing expensive out there? The director almost spit out sweat on his forehead and said, “But those trees…”

Chu Feng: “It won’t break.”

Ordinary methods could not pluck those spiritual fruits; even sawing them won’t break them. If a cultivator dared to touch those fruits on his territory, they would face the restrictions and punishments of this place. As long as they were not foolish enough to think too highly of themselves, they wouldn’t fail to notice such a simple mechanism.

Si Qi gave Chu Fan a sidelong glance, half-smiling, half-sneering, thinking to himself that there really were such foolish people in the world.


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