ARBPU 30

Positive internet celebrity (3): Look how good I am to you.

Tens of thousands of spectators stared at the scene in amazement.

A group of students shouted this slogan with full energy in the spring campus. They were full of righteousness and positivity.

It made people feel dazed and confused.

What kind of miraculous story was this? What kind of good boy was this in the new century?

Si Qi nodded in satisfaction, walked in front of them with his hands on his back, and said with a smile: “Very good, you finally memorized this section of the Eight Honors and Eight Shames1! It’s worth my patience in teaching you for so long!”

A group of students hung their heads in despair: “…………” They didn’t want to say anything now.

The host was so embarrassed that he was speechless. It turned out that all Si Qi had been talking about was this!

Was there anything wrong with letting a group of students who fought each other recite the Eight Honors and Eight Shames? There was absolutely nothing wrong with it! On the contrary, it was very positive! !

The audience, who were watching the excitement and making trouble, fell silent, thinking that they had learned a lesson.

Si Qi turned his head and looked at Chen Yi who was not looking very happy, and said to him: “Okay, now that no one is going to cause trouble, you should take this opportunity to quickly explain the matter and find out what is going on.”

Chen Yi’s face turned pale and he could not say anything.

What could he say? He was the one who was to blame for this matter. He wanted to make these hooligans shut up and not spread the news of his arbitrary deduction of points, and use Si Qi to teach them a lesson.

Who knew that things would become increasingly strange, and in the end, Si Qi made a group of bad students bear the eight honors and eight shames on campus? !

Because of that passage, the atmosphere at the scene had already become very strange. Not only did the friends who heard this passage want to laugh, but even the students who were forced to recite the passage also puffed up their mouths and laughed.

The two sides looked at each other, and finally, at one moment, the sound of hahahaha laughter continued.

You pointed at me and laughed, I looked at your funny face, and finally we naturally came together, you patted my shoulder, I patted your head, and we came together laughing and forgot about Chen Yi.

“You idiot, it takes you so long to recite a paragraph of honors and disgraces!”

“What a long-winded question! I never like to recite texts!”

“Then how did you memorize it just now?”

“Try letting Si Qi stare at you. You’ll learn how to recite it even if you can’t!”

“Hahahaha, that’s right!”

Because the point of conflict between the two parties was a “misunderstanding” and Chen Yi, the person involved, kept silent, there was no need for them to fight to the death.

Although they had been beaten up by Si Qi before, they could also see that Si Qi, who was like a martial arts master in modern society, had held back. In addition, Si Qi did not teach them a lesson afterwards, but just made them recite the Eight Honors and Eight Shames. This unexpected turn of events only made them feel amused, and they came over and hugged Si Qi’s shoulders and said with a smile: “That move you just made was so cool. How did you do it? Let me see it again.”

“No problem!” Si Qi nodded readily, picked up a wooden stick on the ground, as if holding a sword, asked everyone to move away, and said: “I will teach you the simplest sword flower, you watch…”

Everyone surrounded Si Qi, their eyes wide open, watching him carefully, more seriously than when he was studying.

Chen Yi was squeezed into a corner, his face turned pale and blue, and he almost wanted to turn around and leave. But at this moment, a student who had been standing there for some unknown time and hiding behind a tree with a mobile phone in his hand suddenly appeared. Chen Yi was startled, his face turned grim and his brows wrinkled. He thought that he would not take the picture of himself, otherwise this matter would become more and more troublesome.

But the student ran to the center of the crowd with a shameless face, holding his phone to take a close-up photo of Si Qi. The screen was filled with comments like “Oh my god,” “Splendid beauty,” and “Little brother, I can do it!”

Si Qi didn’t mind being photographed, and he waved his “long sword” with high spirits, and taught seriously: “This sword flower has only three moves in total. First, rotate your wrist and pull the sword here. Then draw the sword with your backhand, turn sideways, and rotate again… Then comes the third move, stab forward, turn around, and rotate your wrist. It’s very simple.”

Everyone nodded and said, “Not bad, I’ll remember it.”

Si Qi said, “Then we should combine these movements: spinning, drawing the sword, leaning sideways, thrusting forward, turning back, and turning the wrist!”

Everyone looked at this slow-motion version of the sword flower, their eyes sparkled, and they nodded repeatedly: “Yes! That’s it! This is what I saw in the TV series!”

Si Qi smiled slightly, “Since you all know how to do it, then repeat it at the original speed, a little faster. You see–“

As soon as he finished speaking, in a flash, he heard the sound of the wooden stick spinning in the air for who knows how many times. It hit Si Qi from behind all the way to in front of him, and finally with a “snap”, a sonic boom that was not the sound of a sword but sounded like a sword rang out in front of everyone, frightening the group of people and making them take two steps back, staring at Si Qi who was slowly putting away his sword.

Si Qi nodded in satisfaction, put away the stick, and said, “That’s about it!”

Everyone at the scene was stunned, and the netizens who saw it all up close on the screen were completely shocked:

[Is this a little faster? This is obviously a billion points faster! ]

[He seems to really think he can teach us…]

[The first counterattack: simple, the slow motion afterwards: what is this, the final sword flower: my god!!]

[I have studied swordsmanship for a few years, so I can understand a little bit. Let’s not talk about the moves, just the initial starting posture, the waist and arms are stable and accurate, and the side horse stance is not shaking at all. Just from this point, you can tell how solid the basic skills are. It is impossible to achieve this without more than ten years of serious training! ]

[I slowed down the sword flower to 0.25 times speed, but I couldn’t see the specific movements clearly. It was too fast! ]

[I saw something flying past. No wonder all those students fell down in a few seconds. No one could stop it.]

The live broadcast room became increasingly popular because of the previous group fight, Si Qi’s amazing operations, and a set of sword skills teaching, attracting more and more people to watch.

Many new netizens did not know the specific situation and asked what was going on. Some netizens who had a vague understanding started to “popularize science” and said that these children were fighting in a group.

Seeing that the rumor was spreading, the anchor quickly explained, “No! It’s all a misunderstanding!”

After saying this, he saw Chen Yi was still there, and immediately acted as a reporter, walked over and said, “It’s like this! In order to not reduce the disciplinary points of the top students in the grade, the discipline committee of our school deducted the points from the students with poor grades in the same class. They were so angry that he quarreled with the disciplinary committee member. Then our school bully, no, I mean this big hero, brought his friends to uphold justice and protect the disciplinary committee member from being beaten. That’s how the dispute started…”

As the netizens listened, they gradually understood the cause and effect of the incident and started talking about something.

[Can you be a discipline committee member with this? You are still young and have no moral integrity. You are full of partisanship and factionalism! ]

[Haha, so our hero is really a chivalrous hero? Not only is he handsome when fighting! He is also handsome as a person!!]

[Tsk tsk tsk, that discipline committee member seemed quite upright at first glance, but I didn’t expect him to do such a thing…]

Knowing that it was all a misunderstanding, netizens criticized Chen Yi with a sullen face for a few times, but the focus was still on Si Qi.

Si Qi came over and asked, “What are you doing?”

The anchor was a little scared of Si Qi, and subconsciously smiled to please him: “Well, I was live streaming, and I happened to see you ‘competing’ with your classmates. I thought you were so handsome, so I couldn’t help but take a video of you… Everyone says you’re awesome! How about you show me a few more moves?”

When netizens saw Si Qi watching the live broadcast, the number of comments went up like crazy. Thousands of compliments flew into Si Qi’s eyes. Si Qi smiled even happier: “You asked me what my handsome name is? My name is Si Qi! Si from Sima, Qi from Qi Yang!”

“I know I’m handsome! I’ve been a handsome guy since I was a kid, yes, yes, there are so many people who like me! They can fill up hundreds of universes! I’m not exaggerating!”

“47? Are you calling me? Haha, what a coincidence…”

His employee number was 047!

And his birthday too!

The original owner really liked being admired by others. Si Qi, who inherited the original owner’s personality, took the host’s phone as a matter of course and smiled with great joy.

“Why do I have to make them recite the eight honors and eight shames? Is there any need to ask? As a three-good boy in the new century, I should always keep the party’s principles in mind… This is what my parents taught me since I was a child!”

“Yes, I started learning martial arts when I was young. My father admired soldiers, so I started practicing military boxing after I could walk… I want to serve my country in the future!”

“Hmm? You want to see how I flew just now? It’s easy!”

He put the phone into the anchor’s hand and said with a smile: “Look carefully!”

He took two steps back, put some distance between himself and the other person, then touched the ground with his light toes, turned over in the air, and did a graceful backflip with incredible agility.

In mid-air, the young man’s slender body stretched out, revealing a slender waist. His youthful and tender body was as strong as a leopard. His graceful and elegant movements were full of boldness and willfulness, and he landed lightly on the ground, carefree and comfortable.

After landing, he casually raised his chin, revealing an extremely brilliant smile.

The youthful vigor and arrogance were fully displayed by him. He was the most vivid representative of young people of this age and the brightest star under the scorching sun.

He seemed to be accustomed to himself in front of the camera and knew how to show his best side. His smile was like a spring breeze, refreshing and intoxicating.

The audience was irresistibly mesmerized by his smile. Their hearts were completely captured by the young man in front of them, and they desperately urged the host to let Si Qi show more. You know, this kind of thing was not common in the live broadcast room. The little brother was not only good-looking but also very talented. He speaks well and always has a smile on his face. A pair of bright eyes stared at this side. Just seeing him at a glance made me feel very friendly, and the good impression of him doubled immediately.

Seeing that everyone liked him, Si Qi smiled even brighter and said cooperatively, “Then I’ll perform another sword dance for you!”

Everyone present applauded him unconsciously. Si Qi was not at all nervous. He raised his sword slightly, stood sideways, and began to dance with his arms raised.

This was a sword dance full of classical power and beauty, like a banished immortal descending to earth, elegant and yet ethereal.

Everyone was so enchanted by this scene that they almost forgot to breathe.

Time passed quickly. After the afternoon self-study ended, the bell rang. Si Qi returned to the classroom and lazily lay on the desk, staring at the textbook.

He flipped through the textbook in front of him. The pages were brand new and had hardly been touched. Just as his memory showed, the original owner was a real poor student. He was able to enter this school because the school wanted to build two new teaching buildings and his parents were rich.

Among his friends, there were many who had good academic performance. If he asked them for advice, he believed that they would be happy to teach him.

But Si Qi did not do so.

He nudged his deskmate Chen Yi with his elbow, threw the book in his hand over to him, raised his chin, and said nonchalantly, “What does this question mean?”

Chen Yi glanced down at the textbook, his lips trembling: “That’s not the question.”

It was the preface in the English textbook.

“Oh.” Si Qi leaned a little closer, “Then teach me what this means.”

Chen Yi’s academic performance had always been very good, and the original owner once fancifully considered following Chen Yi to college after graduating from high school and continuing to protect him.

He was also very clever and thought of a good way to kill two birds with one stone, that is, under the name of tutoring, without hurting the “simple, stubborn and self-respecting” Chen Yi, he also gave him a huge amount of money as a subsidy and gave him one-on-one private tutoring on his homework.

In this way, he could spend more time with Chen Yi in private and improve his academic performance steadily, and it would also allow Chen Yi, an orphan living in poverty, to earn money through labor. What a good thing.

However, in the eyes of outsiders, this behavior may be more like the school bully harassing Chen Yi in class and interrupting the good students’ classes.

Moreover, the gentle and kind-hearted Chen Yi patiently taught the school bully again and again, and was forced to accept the bullying of the school bully in various ways. It was really unfortunate.

Perhaps apart from the fact that the original owner really wanted to study hard, even Chen Yi didn’t think that the original owner did these things really for the sake of learning.

He just thought that this guy was trying to get in touch with him privately through this method and give him money at the same time.

Let’s not talk about how many things Chen Yi had done outside that have angered everyone, and how popular he was with the petty hooligans in society.

At least in school, Chen Yi portrayed himself as someone who was helpful and liked to help his classmates.

Therefore, every time the original owner came to him with questions in school, he would answer them patiently. However, because he wanted to get rid of this gay guy as soon as possible, he did not teach attentively every time, and the original owner could not understand at all.

Every time the original owner said that he didn’t understand, Chen Yi would show a helpless expression, and the reactions of the people around him were: How can you be so stupid.

After all, Chen Yi is well-known for his expertise in teaching questions.

After a while, the original owner gradually felt that it might really be his own problem. Not wanting to see the disappointed look of the boy he liked saying “How come you don’t understand such a simple question”, the original owner slowly stopped asking Chen Yi questions, but he continued to pay the tutoring fees.

Now the original owner’s inner core has been replaced by Si Qi.

Si Qi took back his English textbook, which he had already learned, and took out his math textbook, and asked again, “What does this mean?”

Chen Yi took a look and explained, “It’s very simple. All you need to do is write an equation and solve for the value of x.”

Si Qi wondered, “X? Isn’t that English? I’m asking about math!”

Chen Yi: “…”

Chen Yi managed to maintain a gentle smile and said patiently, “Equations are only knowledgeable in junior high school.”

Si Qi said “oh” without feeling ashamed at all, and said as a matter of course: “Then you should sort out the junior high school knowledge points for me and give them to me tomorrow. I will start learning now.”

Chen Yi: “…………”

He was about to show an embarrassment as usual, so that Si Qi would give up, but Si Qi said, “Haven’t you always had good grades? This shouldn’t be a problem for you, right? You can get high scores yourself, so there’s no reason why I shouldn’t do well when you’re teaching me. As long as you teach me seriously, I can get into any university you can get into. After all, I am so smart and can learn anything quickly. Is that right?”

Chen Yi was speechless.

This gay guy really wanted to get into the same school as him. He was even pestering him to tutor him. It was so annoying.

Seeing that Si Qi was about to say something else, Chen Yi could only nod and agree to Si Qi’s overbearing request, and said perfunctorily: “I understand, I will organize all the junior high school knowledge points and bring them over tomorrow.”

For that kind of stuff, he could just download it from the Internet and print it out, it doesn’t take any effort at all.

After taking a look at the teacher who was asking questions on the podium, Chen Yi raised his hand to answer the question.

As a result, Si Qi pressed his wrist directly, and continued to ask him the next question: “What is gravity?”

Chen Yi: “…………”

This class was simply impossible to attend.

Seeing Chen Yi remain silent, Si Qi glared at him and threatened, “What are you doing? I paid you. Do you want to take the money and not do the work?”

Chen Yi gritted his teeth, patiently took the textbook, and said impatiently: “Okay, I’ll teach you…”

Seeing Chen Yi agree, Si Qi’s expression really changed for the better. He looked at him with bright eyes, and he was very happy.

Seeing this, Chen Yi felt a little uncomfortable, but also indescribably proud.

No matter how good the school bully was or how popular he was, he still played him around.

This guy was so annoying. One day, he would use him to his heart’s content and then dump him like a jerk, letting him experience the pain of a broken heart.

The bell rang for the end of class, and Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief, packed his schoolbag and prepared to go home. But Si Qi grabbed his arm and said in a domineering tone: “Don’t leave after school, come with me to the playground!”

Many classmates around looked over and looked at Chen Yi with sympathy as he was once again being targeted.

Chen Yi subconsciously wanted to frown, but he still smiled faintly: “I have something to do after school.”

“What can you do?” Si Qi spoke directly like the original owner, forcibly grabbed Chen Yi’s arm and pulled him out of the classroom.

When his friends saw this, they pushed and shoved each other with smiles on their faces, carrying their schoolbags, and followed to watch the fun.

Si Qi attended classes for an entire afternoon and his entire body felt stiff from sitting in the classroom.

He swung his arms and shook his head, then jumped his legs to do warm-up exercises. He said to Chen Yi, “You are just too weak. People like you don’t even dare to fight. You can only be bullied! I thought about it seriously and realized that I really need to correct you from the root!”

“Come, run laps with me! Let’s run twenty laps today! Only when you are healthy will you have the confidence to fight against others!”

After saying that, he secretly glanced at Chen Yi and said “reluctantly”: “Don’t worry, if you are too tired to go home, I can reluctantly carry you back.”

While saying this, he curled the corners of his mouth with great attention to detail, like a fox who had gained some great advantage, which made Chen Yi so angry but he had no place to vent.

Without giving Chen Yi a chance to refuse, Si Qi reached out his hand, grabbed Chen Yi, who looked unacceptable, and forced him to run laps.

Moreover, the starting speed was extremely fast, just like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins. It ran out in a flash and almost dragged Chen Yi down with it, causing the young man to be so angry that he almost burst into curses!

Si Qi didn’t care at all how hard his “sweetheart” behind him was struggling. He just kept pulling him along and running. The afternoon breeze blew across his face, and it seemed as if his whole body was being lifted up into the air by the strong wind!

He felt great. Behind him, Chen Yi was breathing heavily with his mouth open like a dog about to have heatstroke. His face quickly turned red and his vision went dark.

The skinny body swayed, and was dragged behind Si Qi, staggering with each step. Finally, in the second lap, he fell to the ground, motionless like a dead pig, with only his body rising and falling with his heavy breathing.

Si Qi was stunned. He squatted down and patted Chen Yi’s sweaty shoulders. He forcibly pulled him up and looked at the limp guy and said, “This is only the second round!!”

Chen Yi rolled his eyes in anger – why don’t you try running 800 meters at the speed of a 100-meter sprint!!!

Oh, he already did that…

Chen Yi cursed in his heart, but his body was weak and his head was dizzy, so he couldn’t say anything.

Si Qi still refused to stop and forcibly pulled Chen Yi up, not letting him rest. He said confidently, “You have to break through your own limits! Exercise your will! Stand up if you are a man! Do you still want to be bullied? If not, stand up and keep running!!”

¡Run away!

Chen Yi didn’t know whether he was tired or angry, his eyes rolled back, his body was forcibly pulled up, he bent over and hunched over, gasping for breath.

Whenever he was bullied, whether in school or outside, he was always the one bullying others!!

Meeting a fool like Si Qi was like a scholar meeting a soldier. It was hard to explain yourself!

Friends who were watching the excitement ran over and patted Si Qi on the shoulder, saying, “Great! You run really fast! Awesome!”

“Looking at this makes me want to run laps too. Want to compete with me?”

Si Qi laughed and said, “Then you can just wait to follow me and eat my dust!”

“Oh, we don’t know who will win or lose yet!”

A group of students dropped their schoolbags and walked onto the playground with great interest, twisting their necks and moving their ankles in preparation for running laps.

Si Qi forcibly pulled Chen Yi and threatened him to run after him. Chen Yi was forced to stand on the track with tired feet. Unknowingly, he was surrounded by many classmates who were watching the excitement.

When the anchor heard that Si Qi was up to something big again, he quickly ran over with his phone in his hand, and without saying a word, he started the live broadcast.

Many viewers who started following this anchor because of Si Qi quickly flocked in. When they saw Si Qi on the other side of the screen, they happily refreshed 47.

The game will start soon.

Along with the sound of slogans, a sturdy figure rushed out quickly. In the blink of an eye, he had opened up a distance of several body lengths between himself and the students behind him. Then the distance became larger and larger, and he ran faster and faster, leaving only a trace of his afterimage in sight!

He seemed to be flying, sprinting towards the runway ahead! Like an arrow shot from a bow! !

The students around him couldn’t help but cheer and looked at Si Qi with excitement. He was too fast! !

The boy was like a cheetah hunting on the grassland, his strong body was full of the beauty of strength and speed!

While other students were running half a lap, Si Qi ran the entire 400-meter track in a flash, like a gust of wind, passing by his friends, and in the blink of an eye, there was a long distance between them.

Everyone was shocked by this huge contrast that could not be ignored, their blood surged and they shouted excitedly.

The friends on the playground were stunned at first, then laughed out loud at Si Qi’s back, quickened their pace to catch up with him, and shouted, “Fuck! You’ve got all the limelight!”

Si Qi finished the second lap without looking back. He loved the feeling of speed that seemed to break the gravity. Seeing the figure in front of him who seemed to be staggering, he grinned and even sped up his running speed again. His feet stepped lightly on the ground, and each step seemed to cover a distance of several meters. He jumped in front of the man and shouted at him: “Chen Yi! You are so useless! I almost finished running, and you just started?”

The camera and eyes were focused on two teenagers. One had just sprinted around the playground twice without getting red in the face or out of breath, while the other had walked 200 meters with a shaky figure as if he was walking. The two stood in the same place. The one who had finished the race had only a little sweat on his forehead, while the other was flushed and sweaty, as if he was about to faint in the next second.

“Oh my god, so useless?”

A student muttered, “Isn’t this Chen Yi from Class 2?”

“Bah, you can call this running? It’s more like a duck walk!”

The host had already become familiar with Si Qi after the contact at noon.

He knew that Si Qi was a person who liked to be lively and make friends, so he held up his phone and came over to him, taking careful pictures of Si Qi’s face, which was particularly favored by the gods, for a long time. As expected, he saw the dense barrage of comments on the screen suddenly increase countless times, and he was secretly delighted.

After a long while, the camera slowly moved to Chen Yi’s face, who was evasive. The anchor asked curiously, “What are you doing?”

Si Qi snorted, unhappily pushed Chen Yi, who looked sullen, and frowned, saying, “This guy’s stamina is too poor. I’m exercising with him!”

Chen Yi cursed in his heart, thinking what the hell was the point of this exercise, this was basically corporal punishment!

The students around him originally thought that the school bully was bullying others again, but when they saw Chen Yi’s exhausted face and then looked at the school bully who was running laps with him without taking a breath, they were suddenly convinced.

Look at Chen Yi’s weak physical strength! He really should exercise more!

Chen Yi felt bitter. How could his physical strength be bad? It was because Si Qi dragged him to sprint 400 meters at full speed at the beginning. His physical strength was forced to be exhausted from the beginning! No one could hold on!

Si Qi announced loudly to Chen Yi, “From now on, after school, I will come over to run laps with you to exercise your body. I said twenty laps! That’s twenty laps! Not one less!”

The young man’s usual cheerful voice echoed in this world. Chen Yi, who was feeling so much love, wanted to roll his eyes and fall to the ground in despair.

Let him go ahh …

The author has something to say: Chen Yi: This love is too heavy for me to bear.

47 (grin): My partner cannot be out of energy.

Someone: Taking notes silently.

Notes

  1. Also known as the socialist concept of honor and disgrace, it is the values ​​of the Communist Party of China of the People’s Republic of China. 
    According to official explanations, the purpose of proposing the Eight Honors and Eight Shames is to guide the vast majority of cadres and people in mainland China, especially young people, to establish a socialist concept of honor and disgrace.  ↩︎

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